I received my “Obamacare enrollment packet” from the White - TopicsExpress



          

I received my “Obamacare enrollment packet” from the White House. It contained: • An aspirin and a Band-Aid. • An ‘Obama Hope & Change’ bumper sticker • A ‘Bush’s Fault’ yard sign • A ‘Blame Republicans first, then anybody and everybody’ poster • A ‘Tax the Rich’ banner • An application for unemployment and a free cellphone • An application for food stamps • A prayer rug • A letter assigning my debt to my grandchildren • And lastly, a coupon for a machine that blows smoke up my #$%$ Everything was made in China and all directions were in Spanish. The only thing missing was Vaseline.
Posted on: Wed, 06 Nov 2013 18:13:49 +0000

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