I saw a woman the other day. She was fairly pretty. Well, interesting looking without being ugly. We exchanged several awkward glances until I finally screwed up the courage to walk up to her. I fumblingly introduced myself and asked if wed met before. She stared at me for a few seconds, her head tilting to the side like a confused Jack-Russell Terrier, then said, I should think so. We used to be married. My eyes widened. My jaw dropped. Oh my god, she said, I cant believe you dont remember! I shrugged and said, Im sorry. I honestly dont. She went on to inform me that this all happened many years ago, back when we were in college. Apparently I was the worst husband she ever had and our time together was, by far, the worst years of her life. I silently took this in. Well? she said, What do you have to say for yourself? I slowly shook my head and said, No, I think youve confused me with someone else. I then walked away very quickly so she wouldnt hear me giggling.
Posted on: Mon, 18 Aug 2014 00:06:29 +0000
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