I so badly want to do Elf on the Shelf. But we have no children & - TopicsExpress

I so badly want to do Elf on the Shelf. But we have no children & none of my friends with kids will let me borrow a kid for a night because they know Id just feed them booze to get them to sleep. (yeah, see why we dont have kids?) So I have decided that next year Neill & I are going to do Elf on a Shelf with each other. We will take turns sneakily placing our naughty house elf for the other to find. I already cant wait for it. I just need a name for my naughty elf.