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I spent all morning terrified and perplexed about a strange splotchy spherical rash that had mysteriously appeared on my inner forearm. Upon returning home and finding the blender out, I realized that the infection was none other than a schmear of berry breakfast smoothie, and my arm a casualty of nothing more than morning hastiness. The disease was eradicated with a swift lapping of the tongue. If only all my hypochondriac episodes could be solved so readily.
Posted on: Mon, 21 Apr 2014 21:09:23 +0000

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