I started a war in the office today between my dear. sweet. husband and myself. See, Zach made the outrageous claim this morning that he eats healthier than I do. Which, naturally, I took offense to since Im the one who makes BOTH our meals and know exactly what he eats. So Im on a mission to make him crack from healthiness before I do. He is literally going to get nothing but protein shakes, grilled chicken, canned tuna or boiled eggs with nothing but raw or steamed GREEN vegetables like broccoli, asparagus, green beans and spinach until he cracks and begs for mercy. If hes lucky, Ill throw in a 1/2 a sweet potato. No condiments though. I have the distinct upper hand because I like fish and green vegetables and I happen to know without a doubt that he despises most of the special veggies. Zucchini anyone? Bhahahahahaha!!!!!! (In case you doubt, that WAS my evil laugh...I am an equal opportunity sadist.)
Posted on: Thu, 24 Jul 2014 18:28:10 +0000
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