I the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: •I do physical labor. •I work at great depths. •I plunge headfirst into everything I do. •I do not get weekends or public holidays off. •I work in a damp environment. •I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. •I work in high temperatures, often convulse and throw up •My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Yours Sincerely, P. Niss The Response : After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: •You do not work 8 hours straight. •You fall asleep after brief work periods. •You do not always follow the orders of the management team. •You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. •You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. •U leave the work place rather messy at the end of ur shift! •You dont always observe necessary safety regulations such as wearing the protective clothing! •U will retire before u are 65. •U are unable 2 work double shifts. •U sometimes leave ur designated work place before u have completed a task... •And as if that were not all, u have been seen constantly exiting and entering a work place carrying 2 suspicious looking bags. Sincerely... V. Gina
Posted on: Tue, 19 Nov 2013 03:58:47 +0000
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