I think I forgot to mention that I cut a gash in my leg at a fall - TopicsExpress



          

I think I forgot to mention that I cut a gash in my leg at a fall festival yesterday.Like a good grandmother, I was helping Rylee onto the pony on the merry-go-round when I hit my shin (one millimeter below the NewYork bike injury) on the metal post where you hoist yourself up. With a simple Ow!, I left her to ride. Glancing down momentarily, I saw the bottom of my jeans soaked in blood and lifting up my jeans, I saw blood everywhere. Like a good grandmother, I stood (in need of a transfusion) until the ride was over. Then we went to the restroom for me to clean up. Women in there scrambled like I had ebola (not a country in the Middle East like Malibu argues). I obtained a band aid and went back outside where I refrained from grabbing two policeman and beseeching them to get me to the ER. However, like a good grandmother, we rode another ride that resembled that boat at Camden Park where I was sure we would be flung airborne and I was assured of getting medical aid from St. Peter. On arriving home, we both ran to my son, Brett, (the RN), to display my wound to which he responded, Oh, for heavens sake, Mom, you just tore off some skin, and walked away. WHAAAAT??? Later I did notice that was indeed the case-welcome to old people world where the skin is thin and bleeds a lot. I have named my left leg, the vacation shin.
Posted on: Mon, 03 Nov 2014 21:42:09 +0000

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