I think I may have a job as a secretary! I got this! I can type three words a minute, but I need a coffee break every five minutes. My filing skills are tremendous, I file everything in one big stack so its easy to find the stack. But my phone skills are if at best, I dont tend to answer my own phone so it maybe difficult to do it for someone else. I do not mind long hours as long as they dose not interfere with anything else I have going on. My benefits package must consist of the following. A Towne House condo at no cost to me. I need seven cars all different makes and models, a list will be provided with my full résumé. Because I cant be see in the same thing day after day. And a basic food plan: Champagne breakfast every morning. Working lunch consisting of unlimited crab legs & lobster, and something fancy with an umbrella in it as refreshments. Dinner shall be Kobe beef, gently massaged with my own personnel Japanese chef. Paid vacation of no less then three hundred sixty four days. And no weekends because Im taking dance, piano, & art lessons that shall be provided companys expense. Well I thank you for this opportunity greatly. I can start as soon as you send out my own Leer Jet, and pick up the cost of my pilots license. And I work for peanuts!
Posted on: Mon, 25 Aug 2014 03:00:19 +0000
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