I thought super hard for all of 5 minutes about whether or not I was going to post this story, for 2 reasons. The first of which being that its a little gross, and the second being that I know in the back of my mind, that I SHOULD feel compelled to keep it secret, because any normal human being would be mortified if such a tale were to get out. But then I figured, what the hell. If it helps at least one person to laugh after having a bad day, I dont really give a damn how many of you boushy-asses get grossed out. Enjoy! So Im in the pet taxi sitting next to Liv after just getting her from the animal hospital. She would lie down for a minute, then sit back up to peer out the window on the opposite side. (she did this several times) I just kept petting her, telling her how lucky I was to have her in my life and how happy I was to be taking her home forever. We pull up to my apartment, I pay the man, and just as were beginning to get up I hear PFFFFFFFLT!!!!. I sat still for a moment, squinted my eyes as I ever-so-slowly turned to look at her, and asked; Did you seriously just shit MY pants??? She gave me no answer, most likely due to the fact that she is a dog. However, it didnt dampen (no pun intended) the wonderful mood. I was still as grateful as ever to get her home safe and sound. And besides, I borrowed these jeans from a friend. :)
Posted on: Thu, 30 Jan 2014 02:04:00 +0000
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