I told Robert Stretch Sippach that I could just see this happening (and he laughed): Some Christmas he decides to ask me what I would like. And I say, Id like a Grateful Dead plush Jerrybear. And he would get the shakes and break out in a cold sweating while shakily asking, Wouldnt you rather have a car??? So he eventually gets himself to go down to the local Spencers store, and he tells the clerk, I need to check out the ***UGH*** bears. While looking at them, hes all, Yeeesh, look at them all!!! Clockstoppers, the lot of em!!! What the heck ever happened to teddy bears anyway??! They used to be so... so... NORMAL! He picks up one and goes, BLEEEAH, THIS one is SICKENINGLY sweet, its TOTALLY TRALALA!!! Craig will probably LOVE it!!! BLEAAAACH! So he takes it to the counter and informs the clerk, okay, lets get this over with, Im ready to pay for my ***UGH*** bear. Alright sir, and how will you be paying for that today? Ill pay by... Ill pay by.... by, uhh... (Suddenly turns his face to the side while holding up his beard over it to cover it) I WONT do it! Ill dress like BOY GEORGE first! Its NOT my type of thing!!! The clerk goes, Aww, come on, dont you think theyre adorable? Check out that face. Its just like a yogi bear cartoon, dont you think? Hes a regular little Boo Boo. To watch Robert responds immediately, A BOO BOO??? Oh. Oh yeah, I got it, Ill buy that - its a BOO BOO, alright!!! ;) youtu.be/bjizjCaQekM
Posted on: Sat, 27 Dec 2014 03:52:03 +0000
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