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I typically dont open myself up to this sort of ridicule...but here goes: I am extremely competitive about Halloween. We are invited every year to a party that gives out prizes for Best Costume, Most Original, etc. We win Best Costume almost every year as my fireplace mantel can attest, I keep the cheap little statuettes there. (It isnt about the prize, its about WINNING.) The hosts have taken to making it now a theme costume party which I detest. It takes the creativity away from the attendees by putting parameters on their costume design. My sweet husband goes along with me and I have dressed him in some pretty weird ass shit. As an example, last year it was a 70s theme and we won Best Costume again because we went as Larry and Althea Flynt. (Thank you to Toni R. Price s Mom, Darlene who helped me find a wheelchair! She definitely shared in our win) So this year, its an 80s theme. Sigh. Biggest bullshit ever. I refuse to go as Olivia Newton John wearing leg warmers or some 80s cliché. My idea is that Mark is Ronald Reagan and I am the Berlin Wall. (I can make this happen) We would walk in and Mark would say Mr. Gorbachev tear down that wall!!! And I would fall in the floor in my wall costume. Does this sound like a winning costume idea? I am ready for the eviscerating. Please share your thoughts below and I will try not to cry (too much) if you hate it. Thank you.
Posted on: Wed, 24 Sep 2014 16:24:56 +0000

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