I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can - TopicsExpress



          

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but theres no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why cant paper do this to people? Why arent sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? Ill tell you why, because paper cant beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, Im sorry, I thought paper would protect you!
Posted on: Tue, 04 Mar 2014 15:09:09 +0000

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