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I wanna give a medieval shout out to the drunken squire who accidentally absconded with Excalibeer from the ball at Castle Blue. From the look of it, you were drunk as a lord and unable to ride your horse back to your manor, and thusly commissioned the sturdy Excalibeer for use as a pimp cane. Mayhaps you stopped at a brothel and utilized its fine luster to woo wenches, or perhaps you employed its legendary blade to commandeer a donkey for the night; but either way you are a noble lad because on the morrow it was returned to the gardens of Castle Blue with all of its mighty splendor more or less intact. I shall have to forge a new tip for Excalibeer, but her legacy will live on thanks to your valor. I raise my goblet to thee good sir!!!
Posted on: Sat, 02 Nov 2013 18:34:08 +0000

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