>I was 16 at the time. >I was a huge fan of Wallace and Gromit. >I had all the films and me and my buddy would play the Curse of the Were-Rabbit ps2 game. >Suddenly we hear Wallace say bun-vac. >We call it the bum-vac. >Lols were had >I go to bed that night, giggling at bum-vac. >I hear a gentle Cheeeeeeeese, Gromit from my hallway. >My door opens. >Wallace is stood in the doorway with his Anti-pesto gear on. >I laugh. >Wallace starts chuckling and staring at me intently. >I notice that the bun-vac he is holding says bum-vac on the side. >AYUP-LAD.WAV >Wallace says Hop to it lad! and Gromit appears from behind him with baseball bat. >Before I can react, Gromit knocks me out. >I woke up hours later, feeling a sucking sensation on my butthole. >I turn my head and see Wallace holding the bum-vac between my bumcheeks while Gromit holds me down. >Wallace pulls the bum vac away, stuffs a rabbit into my now puckered butthole and says Well call him Hutch,shall we? >Just as I think my ordeal is over, the priest comes in, sees my bare butt and screams Beware the moon! Wallace and Gromit are love. Wallace and Gromit are life.
Posted on: Wed, 16 Jul 2014 23:39:30 +0000
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