I was driving down the street at Alausa Road, and had just finished answering a call when a police man suddenly opened the passenger door, entered and shut it. As usual he wanted something from me for calling while driving...Then suddenly he saw the big Rothweiller-Jackie at the backseat with tongue stuck out, spittle dripping and fangs barred, staring fiercely at him. POLICEMAN: [Shaking] Ah! You carry dog? ME: [I bone face] Yes I carry dog, that one na offense? POLICEMAN: [Feeling uncomfortable] Na where una dey come from? ME: From hospital POLICEMAN: Ehen! you sick? ME: No, na person wey the dog bite we go see, the person almost die sef POLICEMAN: [Terribly shaken by now] Ehen! but why the dog dey shake head like that? ME: Na so im dey do if e wan bite person POLICEMAN: and the dog know you? ME: Yes nah, no be my dog? POLICEMAN: [Sweating] This your door, how you dey open am? ME: how you take enter? POLICEMAN: Abeg! Na since I dey try open am but e no open [The dog was now getting impatient and gave a small growl, its tongue almost touching the policemans left ear POLICEMAN: [Now sliding forward] Oga I take God beg you, open the door for me make I comot, I no go collect anything from you ME: how much you go pay me? POLICE: Ah! I neva hustle anything since morning, na only 1k dey wit me. ME: U neva ready, (attempting to release d dog. POLICE: ok ok ok ok ok, e reach 2k, the other 1k na my wife own but I go give you join (now close to tears as the dog was becoming really impatient and getting ready to atack). Oga I be......g sorry for me. Take the 2k make you open the door please. ME: oya bring am (collects the 2k and allows him out of the car) POLICEMAN: God punish you idiot, e no go ever better for you and your yeye dog, wicked man.
Posted on: Mon, 31 Mar 2014 09:57:58 +0000
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