I was driving down the street on Alausa Road few months ago, having just finished answering a call, when a police man suddenly opened the passenger door, entered and jammed it. As usual he wanted something from me..Then suddenly he saw my big Rottweiller dog, Jackie, on the back-seat with tongue stuck out staring fiercely at him.POLICEMAN: [Shaking] Ah! You carry dog?ME: [I bone face] Yes I carry dog, dat one na offence?POLICEMAN: [Feeling uncomfortable] Na where una dey come from?ME: From hospitalPOLICEMAN: Ehen! you sick?ME: No, na person wey the dog bite we go greetPOLICEMAN:[Terribly shaken by now] Ehen! but why the dog dey shake head like dat?ME: Na so im dey do if e wan bite personPOLICEMAN: and the dog know you?ME: Yes nah, no be my dog?POLICEMAN: [Sweating] This your door, how you dey open am?ME: how you take enter?POLICEMAN: Abeg! Na since I dey try open am but e no open[The dog was now getting impatient and gave a small grunt, its tongue almost touching the policemans left ear].POLICEMAN:[Now sliding forward] Oga, I take God beg you, open the door for me make I comot; I no go collect anything from you [I opened the door for him and he jumped out.]The last thing I heard him say was God punish you, idiot! E no go ever better for you and your yeye dog, wicked man !
Posted on: Thu, 27 Mar 2014 22:21:11 +0000
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