I was given admission into university of UNIBEN, BENIN CITY. To study history, not my dream course, my substitute course. Those that wrote jamb will understand, after screening and stress in file submission, i appeared in class, not as a witch doctor bt as a student. The lecturer said, we are going to start today lecture by reviewing some NIGERIAN HISTORY. she asked, who said, I SHALL RETURN AND DIE, IN THE LAND OF MY FATHER? nobody attempted to answer the question. I raised up my hand and she called on me, you, i replied, KING JAJA OF OPOBO, 1875: Very good, she commended, WHO SAID THE LAND USE ACT WILL FEED THE NATION? nobody attempt to answer. My hand went up and she called on me OBASANJO, 1976: I REPLIED. She snapped the rest students, u all should be ashamed of yourselves. This boy whom i presumed just resumed knows about NIGERIAN HISTORY than u have been attending classes since the first day of the resumption. What a shame. I weep for u all. A loud voice came from the back of the class, WHATS MY BUSINESS! Who said that? The lecturer asked, i stood up and replied, ABACHA, 1995; A student from the middle scornfully said, I AM BETTER THAN U. who said that? She asked, i replied, ABIOLA TO BABANGIDA, 1997: ANOTHER student yelled furiously, now EAT THIS! i jumped up, waved at the lecturer and shouted, INDIAN MISTRESS GIVING APPLE TO ABACHA, 1998: As the class was getting rowdy, someone said, U LITTLE SHIT, IF U SAY ANYTHING AGAIN, I WILL KILL U. i shouted at the top of my voice, CHRIS UBA TO NGIGE, 2004. The lecturer fainted. as we gathered around her on the floor, a girl said, OH GOD! WE ARE IN TROUBLE. I whispered, CHIMAROKE NNAMANI, AYODELE FAYOSE AND CHIEF LUCKY IGBINEDION, 2007, Angrily, a guy said, DONT REPLY, HE IS A FOOL. i smiled and said, OBASANJO TO BABANGIDA, 2011. all the students took their heels. The lecturer got up and asked, WHO SENT U? replied GOODLUCK JONATHAN TO BOKO HARAM, 2013; She retorted, ARE U FOR REAL? i replied, FASHOLA TO EBOLA 2014 whats up pals take care
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