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I was having a perfectly fine day, until I stepped in some human fecal matter at Curtis Orchard & Pumpkin Patch while watching my kids in the kid play area. On my shoes, on my pants. The poop had a slight hint of Indian spice to it, and I did spy an Indian family with small kids. Anyway, it smelled worse than any dog poop could ever think of smelling like. I washed it off my shoes in the cafe bathroom, leaving poop particles all over the bathroom sink (sorry if anyone you know that ate there today gets sick, it is my fault... well technically the family that let their kid take a dump on the ground of the play area/put put golf area of Curtis Orchard). I did tell an employee they better go clean the sinks and counter in the mens room... hope they dig so. Ick. Of course being me, I let it ruin my day. I sure do not like how crotchety I have become in my old age. I need to learn to let things go easier, that is for sure. Well, time for beer #2, that will help.
Posted on: Sun, 28 Sep 2014 02:09:29 +0000

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