I was in a restaurant when my phone rang. I picked it up; Hello! Who is this? The voice said; Ofego its me Ngozi your ex. You just forgot about me shey, no calls, no texts! I cut in; No Ngozi, how can you say that, is you that forgot about me na, have you forgotten that you were the one that dumped me?. She said; Hmm thats that, Ofego you are enjoying o. I concurred; Yes o Ngozi. I am on BB now. She yelled; You dont mean it. I want to be on BB like you. I said; Hmm Okay. She continued; Ofego today is my birthday, what will you buy for me. I exclaimed; You mean today is your birthday. I did not know o. Okay dont worry I am coming to your house now with your BB. Ngozi said okay and cutted the call. Minutes later, I was at her place holding a black nylon bag. She exclaimed; Wow! I guess thats the BB shey? I said yes. She screamed; I cant wait to see it and ping. She tried taking it from me but I told her to be patient that when I am about to leave I will hand over it to her. I spent not less than ten minutes there and was about to leave and then gave her the bag. She wanted to open it in my presence but I quickly warned her; Dont open it now, come and escort me first let me go, when you come back, you open it. The excited Ngozi dropped the bag and escorted me to the road and I left. Later in the evening of that same day I received a call; Hello! Who is this? I asked. The voice said; Ofego Its me Rukayat, Ngozis roommate. Ngozi has fainted o. How manage? I asked. Rukayat replied; As she opened the black nylon bag you gave her, she discovered it is Beans and Bread that is inside.
Posted on: Wed, 09 Jul 2014 10:00:00 +0000
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