I was just on the receiving end of one of the best insults ever. - TopicsExpress



          

I was just on the receiving end of one of the best insults ever. Minor altercation when some evolutionarily challenged chap (one of those chavs with eyes that touch) walked into me in the street. I laughed it off but he wanted a bit of verbal sparring, so i explained to him that, despite my best efforts, Ive not yet mastered the ability to dematerialize and become a whisp of pure energy whenever somebody suddenly wants to occupy the same position in space and time as me. His eyes glazed over for a second and then he said stop using your lips at me, then stormed off. Haha. Quality. #stopusingyourlipsatme
Posted on: Tue, 29 Jul 2014 14:01:52 +0000

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