I was lost wandering in a forest, when I came upon a small house. I knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient Chinese Man with a long, grey beard. I said to him; Sir I am lost! Can I stay here for the night? He replied Me; Certainly, but on one condition. If you lay a finger on my daughter, I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man. I said; Okay sir!. Thinking that the daughter must be old as well, and entered the house. Before dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young, beautiful, and had a fantastic figure. She was obviously attracted to Me since she couldnt keep her eyes off Me during the meal. Remembering the old mans warning, I ignored her and went up to bed alone. But during the night, I could bear it no longer, and sneaked into her room for a night of passion. I was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldnt hear. Near dawn I crept back to My room, exhausted, but happy. I woke up in the morning with the feel of pressure on My chest. Opening My eyes I saw a large rock on My chest with a note on it that read; Chinese Torture 1: Large rock on chest. I said to Myself; Well, this is crappy. If this is the best the old man can do then I dont have much to worry about. I picked the rock up, walked over to the window and threw the rock out. As I did so I noticed another note on it that read; Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle. In panic I looked down and saw the rope that was already getting close to the end. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration, I jumped out of the window after the rock. As I plummeted downward I saw a large sign on the ground that read; Chinese Torture 3: Right testicle tied to bedpost. WATCH VIDEO-->> youtube/watch?v=T6Z9xyI9Kc8 Ofego Talks About A Son A Father A Nigerian Police And A Soldier Man
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