I was notified this morning via E-mail that I am a millionaire. Some Royal Prince in some country in Africa will put 2 million dollars in my bank account, all I have to do is reply back with my bank account #, password and my SS# and within 24 hours I will have 2 million dollars deposited into my bank account, sounds like an E Z trade. Im rich! Its good bye kids, good bye job, good bye New Jersey, good bye taxman, good bye America! Now I have to go to the store and buy some new shades, sunscreen and some dog food. Im heading out to the travel agent to buy 2 first class tickets for Murphy & myself to a tropical island. Ill be sitting on some beach ( thats what the sunscreen is for) drinking tropical drinks with umbrellas in them all day & night, throwing a ball all day to My Bestest Pal In The World Murphy. I hope there is satellite TV so I can watch the Mets. You wont be hearing from me anymore, Im outta here! Im off like a prom dress Im rich, Im rich, Im rich!!
Posted on: Wed, 13 Aug 2014 15:54:34 +0000
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