I was seated under the Okro tree in my fathers house thinking of how i stole church money from the offering bowl.I felt ashamed of myself, so decided to go to my pastor, (Father paul) to confess my sins. in 5 minutes, i was at the mission house.The mission house was very unusually quiet and with an unusual odour in the compound.I smelled a dog, a rat, so i went to the main hall, which had the door open.I entered the hall, and unbelievably,i saw Father Paul with a (GANJA) smoking and listening to Peter Toshs legalise it. The moment he saw me, he knelt down before me and begged me never to tell it to any one . . . . Father Paul wept and wept and begged me.So , i took the (GANJA) from him, and smoked it! It was my first time , so the moment i burnt the first roll, i left the mission house and got home.When i got home, I saw some unusual creatures in my fathers house.Two midgets, a masquerade and a small rat. All of a sudden , One of the midgets started asking me unnecessary questions, so i gave it a sound beating, feeling soooo high! Then, the second midget came, then i slapped him left right and center, kicked him and beat him well well. I was feeling sooo tired until i saw that masquerade coming with some three black goats.The goats had no horns and did not bleat too.Before i realised, the three goat had locked me up, i wonder how they did it. . . i woke up next morning in Police custody.There i realised, those two midgets i was seeing were my mum and dad, the masquerade, my grandfather and those black goats, police officers.Ever since, i dont smoke Egbo again!!!
Posted on: Mon, 18 Nov 2013 20:23:41 +0000