I was sitting here reflecting on my life and I realize I have a long history of bloopers when animals are involved, particularly dogs, snakes and rats. I have run into glass doors, locked people out of apartments and cars, I have climbed trees, and jumped on top of chairs, tables, filing cabinets (at work) and even the roof of trucks. Heck, there was a time I almost got hit by a mall shuttle downtown trying to escape the clutches of a Saint Bernard. I think I might need to get some counseling around my fear of creatures before it results in me being in a straitjacket in a rubber room with no windows or furnishing.
Posted on: Thu, 05 Jun 2014 15:18:34 +0000