I was stopped by a gaggle of drunk girls at the Commons today - TopicsExpress



          

I was stopped by a gaggle of drunk girls at the Commons today because they noticed me eating alone, and was invited to sit with them. After I proceeded to explain to them that I was a junior and a transfer student, one of the drunker girls decided to boldly speak up and say: IS THAT WHY YOU EAT ALONE? BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS? After her friends scolded her for her hilarious drunk person behavior through stifled laughs, I responded: No, its quite alright; Justine is right. I eat alone because I am a transfer and I have no friends. To which Justine quickly and smoothly added: Ya know, if you just talk to people, Im sure you could make friends. Youre pretty good looking Never thought I receive such sage advice from a plastered freshman girl.
Posted on: Thu, 11 Sep 2014 00:10:27 +0000

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