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I was sworn to secrecy years ago but the statute of limitations has passed so I feel good about telling this story. A few years ago, someone whos really beautiful and very close to me was my date to a party. She looked incredibly hot wearing something that reminded me of the yellow cotton dress that Donna Summer sang about in MacArthur Park. When she asked How do I look? I said Fing amazing - what is that, Gucci? and Shauna replied, No, its Walgreens. I was wandering around the other day actually browsing and thought this looked cute. It was $9.99. I was blown away and laughing at my own amazement. As we walked through the front door and I couldnt stop laughing she leaned in and through gritted teeth said If you tell one mofo that this dress came from the drug store, Ill stab you with this butter knife. I shut up...till now.
Posted on: Thu, 17 Apr 2014 22:13:17 +0000

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