I was told by somebody who lives near somebody who once got on the same train used by somebody who went to the same school as somebody whos brothers mates dad saw a thing on Facebook that said somebody had been told by a bloke who was probably from Nigeria, Zimbabwe, Somalia or possibly Eccles, not to masturbate on Christmas Wednesday because, if you do, your genitalia will turn into a cumquat! If I didnt share this with my friends I would never forgive myself if something happened to any of them! Please think about it before sharing or re-posting the annual bullshit stories about somebody being warned by a stereotypical Asian man, to Stay away from the Trafford Centre (or other shopping centre. train station, airport etc.) on Christmas week. This bullshit story has popped-up every Christmas for at least the past four years... Though I would echo the advice to avoid the Trafford Centre... but thats just because I think its shite. Lets try to cut down on the alarmist bullshit this year eh?
Posted on: Tue, 16 Dec 2014 10:18:56 +0000