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I was unaware that a hip vodka bar called HAMMER AND SICKLE has opened in Uptown, and initially I was excited that an agent of the Comintern might have successfully infiltrated that bastion of the bourgeoisie and begun a clandestine Fifth Column operation to occupy the Calhoun Square neighborhood and declare it a Workers State. However, having perused their menu, it dismays me to say that their pricing is reactionary, their devotion to the Socialist Cause dubious at best, and they are in all likelihood capitalist roaders whose detention in a reeducation camp is highly recommended. The immediate requisition of all of their vodka is an urgent matter of state security.
Posted on: Tue, 06 Jan 2015 23:44:53 +0000

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