I watered the roses this morning. Then i saw that the lemon tree was dying. So i watered it. Then around it all the flowers were dying so i water them too. Then on my way back i notices that the bungvila is dying and the grass was terribly yellow. Do you know the story of the monk who went to his guru telling him how his life is not going anywhere ? So the guru came to his house and saw that the little Buddha above the mentle was full of dust. So he told him just clean the Buddha and your life will be better. So the guy quickly cleaned it and polish it and it was all golden and shiny. Then he saw that it was sitting on pile of dust so he cleaned the shelf then decided that while he is at it he will clean the whole fire place. The floor in front of it, the table full of dishes, the kitchen the bathroom the front yard then he saw his neighbor sitting all sad and lonely. So he asked him whats wrong. my life is not going anywhere he replied. So he told him I know a great trick. Its very easy. Go clean the Buddha on your mentle. So when the other neighbor saw the everyones life is going somewhere except hers she said i have to visit this guru that is so great. So she climbs up this huge mountain with snow and see this guru sitting at the end of the temple and a big line of people waiting to be blessed. After many hours it was finally her turn. she looks up at him and with her mouth and eyes wide open she screamed moishale! Omfg! your dad is going to kill you! Put on your pants you are coming back home with me right this minute! To make a long story short...so where was i....Shoot i forgot the f water on!
Posted on: Tue, 25 Mar 2014 16:31:59 +0000
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