I went a walk the smornin to the shop for milk and tea bags and bumped into an old flame oooooooooo small fat and ugly . He asked me if a wanted a lift back home so I jumped in the car got half way home and farted I ovb blamed him as he used to always smell like I did untill I realised I followed frew I am mortified thow I still got a kiss before I left . Like to find out who it was sussy sadies still got it !
Posted on: Sun, 17 Aug 2014 10:35:10 +0000