I wish to formally express to you, my loyal followers, that as of - TopicsExpress



          

I wish to formally express to you, my loyal followers, that as of today I am acting on a long thought out dream to drop out of university and quit my job at the War Memorial to start an illicit toast trafficking syndicate. It has come to my attention that Canberra has a short supply of toast due to new anti-toast legislation and I am taking it upon myself to provide the good people of Canberra with all of the toast that they deserve. As soon as I receive shipments from my suppliers from regions surrounding Canberra such as Bungendore and Cooma, I shall be providing a range of toasts such as wholemeal, white, rye, soy and linseed, sourdough and gluten free spelt bread. If the illicit toast trade proves to be a great success then I will consider branching out into the illicit condiments trade.
Posted on: Sun, 07 Jul 2013 04:09:34 +0000

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