I woke up this morning and had an awaking..So I am hereby declaring today as Burn Cinderella Book day Guys ask yourself one question today. Have I been conformed by my wife or girlfriend to Cinderellaism? Have I been unknowingly trained? Do I lift the toilet seat? Do I pick up my socks and store them neatly in a designated area? Do I automatically wash that cup after I finished drinking from it? If you answered yes to any of these questions, Then you my friend have been unknowingly converted to Cinderellaism. This is a terrible testosterone draining virus that is sweeping up men across America. It all Started with a MAN (go figure) who wrote a book while sitting in a mellow mushroom field indulging on Mushrooms. He wrote several books in that field, one where a girl falls into a rabbit hole. ( Right? I Know) and ends up meeting and befriending strange colorful creatures. ( see where I am going) He also creates a book called Cinderella, I book that has been read into little girls minds until they start believing that its not just a book but now has become reality. But the problem is You, the guy, the snakes an snails and puppy dog tails. Your Not the Prince, You may look like him (which fools the majority) but once they get to know you...OMG hes just a boy, Pinocchio (another mushroom novel) only wished he had that response right? So she realizes you are just a male but doesnt want to let you go. (because you look like the Prince) Now she is confused, So she comes up with this elaborate plot to convert you without you knowing. (crafty Huh?) ......To be continued
Posted on: Fri, 23 Jan 2015 21:34:22 +0000
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