I would like to clarify a misunderstanding that men sometimes have about why women take so long in a public bathroom. We arent powdering our nose and applying 23 globs of lipgloss....here is what really is going on.... We enter the restroom only to find a long line ahead of us. Why? Because there are normally 10-15 stalls, but only 2 of them are functionable. We open the first available stall only to find someone has sprinkled all over the seat. So we maneuver on over to the next stall only to find that someone had a horrendous bowel movement that for some reason, they didnt feel the need to flush. Moving along down the aisle we open another stall to see that there is no toilet paper. We quickly dart out and attempt yet another stall and our destiny awaits us....another disgusting stall where it looks as if someone attempted to potty train 28 toddlers in that one stall. Finally, once we find the most decent stall, we begin the cleaning process. We grab a wad of toilet paper and hesitantly wipe off the lid and flush it as quickly as possible all while trying to not to scream with disgust . Then we roll out toilet paper and set it on the lid. Double and triple layers sometimes. Then we do our very best to hold ourselves Above the protective covering that we are trusting our life with. The finale is to go straight to the sink to wash up as much as possible only to find.....THERE IS NO MORE SOAP. sigh.....Ill save that for another day. So guys, this is the reality of us women.
Posted on: Wed, 30 Jul 2014 17:35:34 +0000
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