I wrote this today and it made me laugh to write it. If somebody you know feels the need to attend every argument/drama they are invited to, maybe it will make you laugh too. Negative, broad sweeping statements of any kind are my fave! Glad to skim right the hell over them the way I would okra in the produce section. Oh okra, I already know what to expect from you and I choose not to pick you up and buy into you! You are produce, so I know youre good at heart and stuff and you have every right to be in the produce section, but I am just gonna have to skip ya in favor of, I dont know, snap peas. I find them less offensive so I pay more attention to them and they dont have to be deep fried to be edible. So when you see the posts you choose not to buy into, be like OKRA! And people will say is she yelling Oprah? And that will maybe make you laugh and see? All better.
Posted on: Wed, 04 Jun 2014 16:36:01 +0000