IF YOU ARE STARTING TO EXPERIENCE SOME OF THESE, DONT PANIC; YOU ARE JUST STARTING TO GROW OLD UNGRACEFULLY... Grandma 1 and Grandma 2--- Grandma 1: My memory is so bad. Grandma 2: How bad is it? Grandma 1: How bad is what...? You are sitting in front of your computer and you ask yourself: I wonder if they deliver Emails on Sundays? If your wife deposits your at the HUSBAND DAY CARE CENTER which advertises--- *Need time to relax? *Need time to yourself? *Want to go shopping? Leave your husband to us! We will look after him for you! You only pay for your drinks! Your wife is sipping on a glass of wine on the patio with you, and she says, I love you so much, I dont know how I could ever live without you. And you ask, Is that you, or the wine talking? And she replies, Its me... talking to the wine. (A secret to a long and happy marriage.) Sometimes you laught so hard, the tears start running down your legs. With Age comes skills called Multitasking--- You can laugh, cough, sneeze, and pee all at the same time. Finally, a friendly advice--- Dont let aging get you down. Its too hard to get back up!
Posted on: Sat, 30 Aug 2014 13:29:20 +0000