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IF YOU WHERE ONE OF THEM WHAT WOULD YOU DO????????????????? CONDUCTOR ASKED ONE OF HIS PASSENGERS FOR TRANSPORT FARE CONDUCTOR: Wey ur money PASSENGER: (Replied) I Be Staff CONDUCTOR: (queried him) Which Can Staff U Be! Abi U Be Police? PASSENGER: No! CONDUCTOR: U Be Soldier? PASSENGER: No! CONDUCTOR: (frown at him).U Be Navy PASSENGER: No! CONDUCTOR: (look worried) Ha ! ha!! U Be Air Force PASSENGER: No! AMEBO : (Put her mouth) Lagos nawa! Alagbari loga Mugun CONDUCTOR: Me I no Be Mugun I go collect my money. AMEBO : (Puts her mouth)Oga mallam you for Beg am instead of telling lies PASSENGER : Me beg who? U dey craze. DRIVER : (Shout in his horrible voice)Then Which Staff U Be Abeg?Pay Ur Money! PASSENGER: I Be Boko Haram! ALL PASSENGERS: (Shouted) WHAT!!! PASSENGER : BOKO HARAM!!! AMEBO : Conductor U Dey Mad? Oga Boko No Vex, We Go Pay For U Sir. EVERY BODY SCREAMING NEXT BUS STOP DEY!!! DRIVER I WAN SHIT!! JUNCTION WA OOOOO!! GOD SAVE US!! CONDUCTOR SAY GOD FORGIVE ME ALL MY SINS!!! If you are one of the passengers what will you do?
Posted on: Sat, 10 Aug 2013 19:21:44 +0000

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