IM GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK!!! Watching Jeepers Creepers commercial comes on I go to check the pit in my back yard , I hobble down the steps raise the lid its a small fire in there so I grabbed my water glass and its empty so I walk toward my water spicket and when I get pass the utility door steps something says BOO and start doing an evil laugh I spin and holler and look then I feel something touch my ass I scream SHIT and spin back the other way and its the dog behind me,,, I fall against the steps and I hear BOO again and the laughter!! I didnt know what the hell or who the hell it was so I rolled across the ground now the dog try to jump on me cause he think Im playing with him ,, I push him back and I look and see the kids left one of the motion activated Halloween props still hooked up,, took me 5 minutes to gather myself then I had to piss forgot all about the pit its a fire now,,put it out close the pit Im covered with dirt, grass and leaves and dog hair,,,, I need a stiff drink ,, I almost went to the upper room!!! Now my knee hurts,, #icantmakethisshitup
Posted on: Sat, 15 Nov 2014 05:26:41 +0000
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