INSTALLING HUSBAND!!! A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded my system from BOYFRIEND 5.0 to HUSBAND 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the FLOWERS 3.5 and JEWELLERY 2.0 applications, which operated flawlessly under BOYFRIEND 5.0. In addition, HUSBAND 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as ROMANCE 9.5 and PERSONAL ATTENTION 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1. CONVERSATION 8.0 no longer runs, and HOUSECLEANING 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running NAGGING 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, ============================================= Reply -------------------------------------- DEAR Madam, First of all, keep in mind that BOYFRIEND 5.0 is only an Entertainment Package, while HUSBAND 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: i houghtyoulovedme.html and try to download TEARS 6.2 and do not forget to install the GUILT 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, HUSBAND1.0 should then automatically run the applications JEWELLERY 2.0 and FLOWERS 3.5.. However, remember, over use of the above application can cause HUSBAND 1.0 to default to SILENCE 2.5 or BEER 6.1. Please note that BEER 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, PLEASE DO NOT under any circumstances install MOTHER-IN-LAW 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the BOYFRIEND 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash HUSBAND 1.0. In summary, HUSBAND 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: COOKING 3.0 and GOOD LOOKS 7.7. Good Luck Madam!
Posted on: Fri, 23 Aug 2013 03:36:28 +0000
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