ITS ONLY IN MOI UNIVERSITY 1. Where if a lecturer catches you with mwakenya and you swallow it, he will lock you up in his office for several hours while buying you eno so that you shit out the evidence. 2. Where the school motto is "FOUNDATION OF KNOWLEDGE" yet instead of "FOUNDATION OF HOSTELS" because foundations of hostels are more than built hostels. 3. Where people are real sufferers of HELB and when the loan delays, they go to a point of posting on the facebook wall of HELB officials, "HIYO PESA TUWAPATIE FARE NDIO MLETE??" 4. Where a semester is 4 months, the 1st month is for waiting for helb while at home, 2nd month course registration, 3rd month classes kumulikwa exile daily kama mujinga, fracas rampages, 4th month = pressure, bombing classes, cats, exams, HELB turns to HELP 5. Where students dont know the difference between a policeman and a security personel except fro the uniforms. Everything, language, behavior and attitude is the same as that of Kenya police. 6. Where a security personel will arrest you with a monitor saying its you are carrying a computer without a receipt and he leaves a friend of yours who has a CPU and the security thinks that the CPU is a metal box used for carrying books to class. 7. Where you can use the same note book to write notes from 1st year to 4th Year without filling it 8. Where an education student of ENGLISH LITERATURE is forced to do MATHEMATICS as a course in 1st year. For what Now ?? Can it be applied in oral literature and poetry ?? 9. Where a brief piece of a mandazi and a rumor of chapati madondo costs 40 bob which is enough for a sufferers unlimited texts for foru days. 10. Where MAPS are not geographical area identification devices but MAPS is a MARKET where cheap mitumba clothes are sold. If you know what I mean.
Posted on: Fri, 19 Jul 2013 05:32:05 +0000
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