ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN..HERE IS MY CONTRIBUTION TO BLACK HISTORY MONTH!! Here are some brothers and sisters that were somehow left out of our Black History books! Please add these overlooked facts to your firsts, while teaching your family, friends or students these important events during Black History month: Dedrick Slick Lawrence - First person to wear a fur coat when its not even cold outside. Charles Sweet Mac Farnsley - First to call someone else a jive turkey. TORNETTE PITTS: First to warp the time-space continuum by slapping somebody into next week. Sequoia Brimley - First person to go straight to church on Sunday after leaving the club earlier that morning. LOUISE PERKINS: First person to attempt to climb into a casket at a funeral. Rodney Hot Rod McKenzie - First to tell someone that they play too much. THADDEUS COLLINS: First person to wear a shower cap outside. CEEPHUS MCCOY: First to ask for change back from a church collection plate. George Watley - First person to sneak an entire dinner into a movie theatre. Amelia Wooten - First to start a soul train line at a wedding reception. Edna B. Cash - First to refer to soap operas as the stories. MAVIS BLACKWELL: First to use the phrase the illustrious to describe her pastor (i.e. - I am a member of 1st Corinthian Leather Baptist Church where the illustrious P.J. Jones is the Pastor). Drew Graves - First to sell bootleg music and movies in barber shops and outside grocery stores. TROY BOOKER: First to refer to a flavor of Kool-Aid as red. Darneisha Andrews - First person to act brand new. VIRGIL T. BANKS: First person to use the phrase see, what had happened was... Johnston Green - First to refer to someone as high yellow. Sandra Robinson - First person to keep her good jewelry in a Crown Royal bag. Jamaica Masby - First to throw her hands in the air and wave them around as if she just didnt care. Bennett June Bug McDaniel - Coined the phrase My name is Bennett, and I aint in it. Jefferson Clarks - Normalized the practice of shaking up a handful of sunflower seeds before eating them. UMAR X (birth name: Tyrone Griswold): First black male militant to marry a white woman. Roland Jones - Perfected the make four cuts on the side to keep the middle from bubbling up method of frying bologna. Jonathan Lil Johnny Porter - First person to tell a woman hed drink her bathwater. EUGENE J.C. MILLSTON : First person to talk to the screen during a movie. SHARON BYCK: First person to marry someone she met via Blackplanet. Marquita Parker - First person investigated by DCFS for burning her childs ears with a hot comb. TAWANDA DAVIS: First person to use hair gel to create baby hair all over her head. WILL RICHARDS - First man to put something on his mama (i.e. - TOUCH ME AGAIN AND WE GON FIGHT, MAN, I PUT THAT ON MY MAMA!). REV. W.J. SHANKLIN: Inventor of the church building fund Joseph Foster - First to inform people that you cant eat just anybodys potato salad. Etta Lee Green - First person to call somebody else worrisome. Rufus Wellesley - First man to shoot someone over a game of spades VERNON MCDANIELS: First person to eat a mayonnaise sandwich. Neeka Nee Nee Hollsworth - First person to use the phrase than a mug to describe something (i.e. - It is colder than a mug out here!). Tyrone Clayburn - First person to refer to someone as a play cousin. Raynard Mack - First person to put a utility bill in a childs name. JOHNNIE MAE WILKINS: First person to proclaim herself too blessed to be stressed. Georgia Buston - First person to attempt to heal a broken limb with Robitussin and Witch Hazel. WILLIE LAMBERT: First man to slap the taste out of somebodys mouth. Trisha Jones: First person to have been had something (i.e. - You just now getting that new Kenny Lattimore CD? Man, I been had that). Jason Hill - First person to purchase $2 worth of gas at a gas station. DELORES BIG MAMA COLE: First person to refer to diabetes as that sugar. ORVILLE WASHINGTON : First man to wish a motherf**ker would.... Buford Humphries - First man to walk into a salon and request that his hair be fried, dyed, and laid to the side. AMBROSE WILLOBY: First person to tell someone that they dont know nothin bout this Tenitra Hollbrook: First person to call somebody a player-hater. RITA RODRICKS: First person to use the phrase Ill cut you in an argument. Roland D. Miller, Jr. First to look at somebody like he was short. Tamika Bunsen -First to begin a sentence with the phrase me myself personally... SAMUEL HINKLEY, JR.: First person to take a picture in a Wicker Chair RUTHIE MCCAULEY: First person to inform somebody that she dont have to do sh** but stay black and die. VONIQUE BATES: First person to successfully slap the black off of someones a**. THALMA MARTIN: Cultivator of the ni**a please facial expression. MAYBELL BROWN: First person to cover a piece of furniture in plastic for everyday use. TONY TJ JONES: Originator of the Prison Pose BIG MIKE ANDERSON: First person to do the Prison Pose outside of prison These Brothers and Sisters have been omitted from the history books. After having read this, you know why. LOL
Posted on: Sun, 02 Feb 2014 04:24:28 +0000
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