...Ian A Scottish rugby supporter was watching a match against England at Murreyfield Stadium in Edinburgh. Beside him was the only empty seat in the entire stadium.“Who’s seat is that?” asked a man on the one side.“It’s my wife’s,” replied the supporter.“But why isn’t she here?” asked the man.“Oh, she died a few days ago!” the supporter said with eyes keenly fixed on the game.The inquisitor was shocked and regarded the empty seat, “Then why in heaven didn’t ye gie her ticket to one of your friends?”“I couldn’t,” replied the supporter, “They’re all at her funeral!”
Posted on: Sun, 04 Aug 2013 20:29:21 +0000
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