If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. *~Jay Leno~ *The problem with political jokes is they get elected. *~Henry Cate, VII~ *We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. *~Aesop~ *If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these State of the Union Speeches, there wouldnt be any inducement to go to heaven. *~Will Rogers~ *When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; Im beginning to believe it. *~Clarence Darrow~ *Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, they go out and buy some more tunnel. *~John Quinton~ *Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. * ~Oscar Ameringer~ *I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them. *~Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech, 1952~ *A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. *~ Tex Guinan~ *I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. *~Charles de Gaulle~ *Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. ~Doug Larson~ *There ought to be one day -- just one -- when there is open season on senators. *~Will Rogers~ BUT - my favorite is from Harry Truman: If you want a real friend - that you can trust in Washington - go buy a dog !
Posted on: Fri, 12 Sep 2014 21:46:52 +0000
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