If I could go back in time... Instead of taking my little kiddos - TopicsExpress



          

If I could go back in time... Instead of taking my little kiddos to play-dates, and the library for stories... And to gym time... I would stay home... And teach them a game called how to use the trash can It would involve a stack of newspapers n such on one side of the room... And a trash can on the other... And they would spend their playtime walking back and forth and back and forth... Crumbling up trash and putting in the can... And I would CLAP my Ass off everytime they got it right... Then maybe... Another game called... Its laundry time!! And as soon as their asses could walk... I would have them walking to the laundry room... With dirty clothes... And the prize would be... Getting to press the right buttons on the machine!! Yup... Learn how that thing works EARLY....Id give lollipops for getting that right... Then... when the neighborhood kids showed up... We could play... Pick up your shoes before Mommie loses her mind :) ...That one could even include music... Yup... If I could get a do-over... Id prioritize play time differently... Just sayin...
Posted on: Fri, 17 Oct 2014 04:45:24 +0000

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