If I had a time machine, I would go back in time for only one purpose. I would go to what I assume is late 17th century France. I would find the gentleman named what I assume is Count Pierre lidiot du Puupie Pants Duvet. I would lean in, give him a giant hug. While hugging I would delicately whisper, today is a good day to die. (in modern English of course). I would then make him spend the rest of his life putting quilts and comforters into giant pillowcases. He would go insane and kill himself w/in 20 minutes. He would look at me and say I deserved it immediately before dropping the guillotine on his own neck. The End (of duvet covers).
Posted on: Sun, 26 Jan 2014 05:03:01 +0000
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