If I ran the zoo, do you know what Id do? Id hire a clever - TopicsExpress



          

If I ran the zoo, do you know what Id do? Id hire a clever researcher like Columbine to compile me a mondo database of high schools sorted by mascot, with their principals mailing addresses, and send out the following: Dear Ms. Catamount, Would your awesome Wildcats like to have a REAL wildcat as a mascot? Allow me to introduce Ethan the mountain lion, Polaris the bobcat, and Sarah the lynx (gorgeous pix with annual sponsorship listed underneath). If your students can raise the funds to support a real wildcat for a year, youll receive monthly photos and updates of your schools real-life mascot, by mail, email, or both. Your school will be listed on our website, and on your mascots living space. (paragraph about how we take care of our animals and how they help visitors to learn about their species and how it fits into the ecological big picture) We know youre busy! If one of your teachers, or your senior class president, would be a better point of contact, just let us know. We hope youll join with us to ensure a roaring Wildcats win! Sincerely, Zelda Zookeeper
Posted on: Mon, 21 Apr 2014 00:05:28 +0000

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