If I were King... If I were king, I wouldnt care about castles - TopicsExpress

If I were King... If I were king, I wouldnt care about castles or thrones or feasts or whatever. I would only want a minion. Not like a Despicable Me minion... Mine would just be a little dude who looked like Ron Jeremy, with a really big mustache. Mustaches please me. The only thing he would do would be to read Facebook status updates to me all day long... And he would know my thoughts, so he could type my own status updates. He would be as funny as I am, but slightly less articulate... Because well nobody is as articulate as I am. And that would please me if I were king... Side note, why does the term please me sound creepy? Side note to that side note... Why are things that sound creepy kinda funny to me? Side note to those side notes... The world needs a funny King like me... With a little Ron Jeremy minion...

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