If I were a guy, life could have been so easy. Self maintenance will never be a problem:- Growing beard+ ugly hairstyle+ dirty clothes+ big farts, underarm hair+ wrong shoes +1 cute smile = handsome. And being harami shouldnt be any problem. Since women would love me anyways n I would never die single (women r half mad. they love damaged guys the most, phokat mey shudhar ne ki badi icha rehti haar ek ladki mey). If I were a guy, I would have flirted with that cute girl and maybe with her hot MILF mommy, since cougar is ok. But dating an elder man for a girl is vahiyat. seriously it is! E.g. ashton kutcher is a better scorer than Catherine zeta jones. Laurels-morals no man cares, so half headache gone. Pissing!! Oh ya is also so easy for every single man. All kinds of living being except women can piss off in public w/o any tension. So long journeys r relaxed. Looks..never a problem. Bald or pot belly, little charisma n the guy is in. E.g. ragu/Rushdie and raam kapoor. At home doing households wouldnt be primary too. So uninterrupted matches and betting will be handy luxury. Daru will also be never a problem, ladko ko jaldi pachti. And many more. Being a guy wouldnt be bad at all. Oh ya, would have registered on that axe boat party too, they r dying for Indian men, Aur bhartiya launda honeka itna fayda toh uthana hi chahiye. Hahaha... via Panchali Banerjee (I loved it dude)..
Posted on: Tue, 17 Jun 2014 10:53:16 +0000
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