If Uganda hosted the world Cup... 1) Golola Moses: He never misses a show! Unless he has no fight! 2) NRM: Obviously the Chief viewer, tap opener and sseabavulu sevo would be there and yes, the stadiums would all be yellow! 3) Walk to Work? Or maybe Walk to world cup: Yes, Besigye, Lukwago, Munyagwa aka mugaati gwa batta, Betty Nambooze and some other opposition guys would stage a demonstration! Via Kisekka market most probably tho I guess it would fail! Nga those guys do BETTING!!!!! 4) Civil Society: Well, these guys would be signing an online petition to block the world cup from being hosted here. Ebya Sam kuteesa mwabilabye!!! 5) Katikiro Peter Mayiga: Trust me this guy would be there collecting Ettofali! Olaba kati alinoonya mu baana ba nursery!!!! 6) Kayihura: Lets see! Special police constables, CID, JAAT, Special manya police commando unit, Tear gas squad, kiboko squad, fire brigade nebirara would all be deployed with perhaps a SPECIAL POLICE SECTION ON WORLD CUP!. 7) Public: We would all wait to see who embezzled which funds so we can complain about a report that will never come out!! Anti there would be an emergency budget on world cup! Mubimanyi!!! 8) Media: They would have their best moment of all time! These guys have content issues so you would have a special pictorial on the world cup every day. Olaba its in Brazil naye we already have those; oba bituyamba bitya? Guess RED Pepper UG would have headlines like Wayne Rooney beds Bad Black, Sharon O takes Christiano Ronaldo to Kandahar _++++, Bukedde would be like Tiimu Yabungereza ewonye akabeenje dekabusa ku lweEntebbe, Namboole Awuumye, Katikiro Mayiga Tiimu yabudaki emuwadde Ettofali lwa bukadde busatu++++ . . . 9) FUFA: Guess it would be somewhere there full of scandals!!! Guess mulindwa would want in this time! Tasubwa Sente!!!
Posted on: Thu, 12 Jun 2014 19:23:50 +0000