If animals had FACEBOOK, these are most likely to be their Status - TopicsExpress

If animals had FACEBOOK, these are most likely to be their Status Updates : Cow: Huh! Oh! Damn! Not Again.. they are touching my breast..what do they think I am? B**ch? Cockroach: Managed to skip from some one’s foot step.. Man, I lead a dangerous lifestyle! Dog: My 7th child is asking who is her dad. What shall I tell her??,I don’t even remember.... Mosquito: I am HIV positive.. this is all due to wrong sucking Pig: Oh gosh they throw the gossips that I am spreading flu…WTF!! Goat : Friends, don’t go out, Eid is coming soon Chicken: If tomorrow theres no status update from my side, means Im being served at KFC. Pig writes a comment on Goat’s status: Luckily I am haram Goat replies: Don’t you remember that after Eid is the Chinese new year..?