If ever I should depart from this earth whilst sitting upon the commode, as Elvis Presley had done, grieve not for me, for I will have died doing something I truly love and enjoy, taking a good dump. For what more noble a way for a man to go out of this world than while sitting upon his throne? Truly, it is often where some of my best ideas come from, pulled out of my ass after being thoroughly digested and processed from the prior days experiences. Its where some of my best work is done. Of all of those sage words of wit and wisdom I dispell on here, fully half of them are authored midshit. It is indeed highly likely that the lavoratory is where many of you are reading this right now. So I say unto you, dear reader, cherish those precious moments of alone time, for while they are a routine and necessary part of life, they are no less profoundly sacred, in that they offer us a brief moment of quiet solitude and respite from the chaotic and calamitous world we inhabit in our daily lives, a chance to gather our thoughts and composure, and perhaps a Zen moment of calm, comforting reflection. Can I get an Amen my brothers and sisters? An Ode to the Commode, a sanctuary of pees and quiet.
Posted on: Thu, 25 Sep 2014 17:25:19 +0000
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